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Arms




THE ARMS OF THE WIRELESS AT GRUNTY FEN

A Blazon prepared by Brown Raincoat Pursuivant, the Elastic Garter King of Arms.

 

THE SHIELD

On a field stainy a plate of the first banded azure charged with
a haddock battered or, peas mushy vert, chips or, brown sauce dollop proper,
in a chaplet of seven mullets of chip portions of the third.

 

THE SUPPORTERS

Two Padney Pikey cockerels rampant segreant and addorsed argent,
beaked and membered or, wattled and combed gules on a bog littered proper.

 

THE HELM

A bucket galvanized reversed argent, garlanded Bronco of the first.


THE CREST

A Mudmog passant regardant affrontee proper with mike clenched rayonee sable.

 

Note: This Achievement of Arms, with accoutrements and blazonry, has been registered with the Universal College of Imperial Heralds, Blight Fen Branch. All enquiries to: Lord Luigi Mendoza-Barltrop, The College of Heralds, Bloke Road, Scrap End, Dank, near Downmarket, Cambs.


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The Arms were generated to mark the founding of the short-lived Radio Grunty Fen. They are a truly wondrous colourful creation. Itís a shame weíve only got them in sable and argent.