THE ARMS OF THE WIRELESS AT GRUNTY FEN
prepared by Brown Raincoat Pursuivant, the Elastic
Garter King of Arms.
On a field stainy a plate of the first banded azure charged with
a haddock battered or, peas mushy vert, chips or, brown sauce dollop proper,
†in a chaplet of seven mullets of chip
portions of the third.
Two Padney Pikey cockerels
rampant segreant and addorsed
beaked and membered or, wattled
and combed gules on a bog littered proper.
galvanized reversed argent, garlanded Bronco of the first.
A Mudmog passant regardant affrontee proper with mike clenched rayonee
Note: This Achievement of Arms, with accoutrements and blazonry, has been
registered with the Universal College of Imperial Heralds, Blight Fen Branch. All enquiries to: Lord Luigi Mendoza-Barltrop, The College of Heralds, Bloke Road, Scrap End, Dank, near Downmarket, Cambs.
The Arms were generated to mark the
founding of the short-lived Radio Grunty Fen. They are a truly wondrous colourful creation. Itís a shame weíve only got them in sable and argent.